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An assistant to Donald Trump told him she had a dream the previous night. There was a humongous parade in Washington celebrating Trump. Millions lined the parade route, cheering when Trump went past. Bands were playing; children were throwing confetti into the air; there were balloons everywhere. It was the biggest celebration Washington had ever seen.

Trump was very impressed and said, "That's really great! By the way, how did I look in your dream? Was my hair okay?"

His assistant said, "I couldn't tell, the casket was closed."
I saw that coming. :)