Greetings! If you're looking for any of the following, you've found the right person:
* Kameshima-kyou Zentarou Umakai, Shark Herald Extraordinary, of the Barony-Marche of the Debatable Lands in the Kingdom of Æthelmearc of the Society for Creative Anachronism (SCA);
* An avid player and collector of board, card and role-playing games;
* An amateur filker and conventioneer;
* A life member of Alphi Phi Omega National Service Fraternity;
* That guy in Pittsburgh who, apparently, knows everybody.