This morning my wife was giving her the choice of whether to bring the penguin or the cat with her to day care. #cloudcomputing #softwaredeveloper types might know where I'm going with this...
... because I looked at the situation and thought "Aww, it's her first 'blue-green deployment!'"
#dadjokes #humor #daddy-diary
Saturday night: Bean has reached the "irrational fear" portion of our show, so she was in our room at 4am because she woke up scared. I was in her room for about an hour singing her back to sleep, but it meant that everyone was sleep deprived the next morning.
Sunday: What do you do with a "lazy Sunday" where you have "nothing to do" and everyone's sleep deprived? Right! Decide on the spur of the moment to drive 3 hours to a maple syrup festival. Because of course you do. Fun was had, but it was a long day. And I think Bean enjoyed looking at the raptors, amphibians and reptiles on display at the Environmental Center far more than the actual things about making maple syrup. She sure enjoyed the pancakes, though.
(And on the upside, we came home with Penn State Creamery ice cream, and any day you do that is a good day.)
#daddy-diary #PennState #icecreamtime #maplesyrup
We have a two-year-old who is currently enamored of Daniel Tiger. And I am a bad person. So, here's how the game is played: whatever the lyrical moral of this episode of Daniel Tiger is, I will search for it in those three sites and use resulting screencaps -- not necessarily the first one -- to make what I think are amusing memes. And then post them here for your amusement, and for further proof that I am a horrible person, but I make you laugh, so I guess I can be allowed to live.
#bad-parent #daddy-diary #humor #simpsons #futurama #rickandmorty #memes
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