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This morning my wife was giving her the choice of whether to bring the penguin or the cat with her to day care. #cloudcomputing #softwaredeveloper types might know where I'm going with this...
... because I looked at the situation and thought "Aww, it's her first 'blue-green deployment!'"
#dadjokes #humor #daddy-diary
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You: Would you like a keto burger?
My Anaconda: No.
#dadjokes #humor #wait-for-it #90s
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Bad parent memes, episode 1
We have a two-year-old who is currently enamored of Daniel Tiger. And I am a bad person. So, here's how the game is played: whatever the lyrical moral of this episode of Daniel Tiger is, I will search for it in those three sites and use resulting screencaps -- not necessarily the first one -- to make what I think are amusing memes. And then post them here for your amusement, and for further proof that I am a horrible person, but I make you laugh, so I guess I can be allowed to live.



#bad-parent #daddy-diary #humor #simpsons #futurama #rickandmorty #memes
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